As Jesus once said, “These are the thoughts that go through my head.”

Wait, that was Alanis Morissette. Shit.

I am a very average nobody spouting mindgasms on whatever it was that might have just happened. I seriously doubt anything I say will be prolific or historic in any way, but here’s hoping it isn’t unentertaining. Also, I hate double negatives, that one was for the people (OF HELL). Also also, that probably won’t be the last Alanis reference.

I just turned 25 and I am yet to figure out if that means anything or not. I moved to Melbourne from a small claustrophobic town when I was younger to pursue my dreams. I am still yet to decide what those dreams are. I like movies so I work in a cinema, this seems pretty good so far. I sometimes dabble in the odd acting gig, for shits and giggles. I like to put pen to paper (or finger to keyboard? Gross. That cliche needs to be updated for modern generations) so I also dabble in the wonderful world of writing. Which brings me here.

I don’t like mornings or the word “vino” for wine. I do like geeky word trivia and animal facts (a handy example of the amalgamation of the two – how a newt used to be called an ewt, but over time the ‘n’ at the end of the preceding ’an’ jumped ships and ‘newt’ became the word we know and love”).

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Acerbic viewer of the world.

Will always choose cookie dough over cake batter.

You can say hey to me in many ways. Well, just a couple really –

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